"Give me a chance to be your president and America will be safer and stronger and better."
—Still-President George W. Bush, Marquette, Michigan, July 13, 2004
ja, das haben wir gesehen...

"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
—George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004
Wer hätte das gedacht?

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."
—George W. Bush, Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
mmmhhh scheint logisch, oder?

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
—George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
Iiiiiiihhh so hässlich!

"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
—George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
muahahahahahahahaha ja genaaaauuuuuu!!

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